Sick status updates for Facebook
What does it mean to be healthy? you may think that being healthy means that you are not sick, but being healthy is far more than that. If you feel okay, or average, or nothing much at all, you are not healthy. Do you agree? anyway, at the first time, I didn’t mean to make this post. But if you in need to update sick status, then here I provide for you. However if you need more interesting status updates, you can click here!
If you are really get ill-sick now, I’m sending my prayers for your healthy and get better soon 🙂
Giving away the following, Stuffy head, runny nose, chest congestion, and non stop coughing and sneezing. Its free for the taking. Let me know..
FREE TO GOOD HOME – Runny nose, Stuffy head, Headache, Cough, Sore Throat. Comes with a grumpy attitude and a smart mouth. Available for pick up right away!!
has a “woman cold”, it’s like a “man cold”, but somehow I can manage to cook, clean and take care of myself.
Mr. Cough? Meet Ms. Runny Nose. Now you two run along and play somewhere else because my body has had enough!
I have a stalker named Head Ache.I hardly noticed their skulking this morning,& now I can’t get them out of my head! I think they’s progressing to migraine status 🙁
I’m sick.. again! i think my immune system is on strike. ):
…is sick and feels like they just got run over by a semi truck. I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.
whoever sneezed or coughed or whatever around me, i hate u!
Blahhhhhhhh! Just Blahhhh. That’s the kind of day I’ve had.
Today’s forecast: Sick with a chance of fevers, stuffy & runny nose, congestion, headaches and body chills.
Would like to thank the germ carrier of this cold for spreading the love all over me!
wants some of “The nigh time sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, how the f*ck did I get on the kitchen table… medicine”
So sick…can’t smell, taste, breathe or hear! One the up side, I can see and type, so that I can be on Facebook, so I should survive. =)
According to Web MD, my symptoms mean I’m dead…and was cremated.
Laughing so hard you pee yourself is one thing. Coughing so hard you pee yourself is another thing entirely.
feels like death has chewed me up, spit me out, stomped on me, ran me over with a freight train, and is back for round two. 🙁
Day 3 of my vacation in sicksville and my flight back to feeling better keeps getting canceled. Who is in charge around here, we need to talk.
Feeling crappy. Throbbing headache, sniffles, sneezes. All I want is to curl in my bed & be comfy.
wants to know what kills that .1% germ that Lysol doesn’t kill, cause apparently it’s not going away anytime soon 🙁
**WARNING** I am sick, cranky, and tired.. so don’t piss on my parade or I will be forced to take action.
Sooo sick.. If I mean anything to you, drop what you’re doing and come baby me. 🙁
My throat feels like I swallowed a hill of fire ants 🙁
is Out of Order due to nausea, gruesome migraines, blurred vision, dry heaves, tired to hell, extreme muscle pains. Estimated repair time: Unknown!
…is sick with a stuffy head, sore throat, & sneezing. Therefore, you have been warned that I may bite. Just saying…
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