Mar 25, 2011

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Funny, Jokes, humor Status Facebook Friday

Hello Facebookers. It’s friday now, I provide you funny jokes Facebook statuses. I hope you’re like them. It’s because we’re gonna face weekend, it means no sad, no anger. But funny, fun, laughing and enjoy okay!. Anyway just to remembering you can check out another funny status here.

Well, here they are:

Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along

An expert has predicted computers will eventually replace paper altogether. they has obviously never tried to wipe their backside with a laptop!!

thinks that facebook should change the status question from “what’s on your mind?” to “what’s your problem today?”

… some days it seems like I am losing my mind and then I realize that I am just seeing peoples true colors… thank you for showing me 🙂

The next time someone throws skittles at me and yells ‘ TASTE THE RAINBOW! ‘ I’m going to throw m&ms at them and yell ‘ I’M NOT AFRAID! ‘

Paddy and Murphy sat at the airport.Murphy says”I wish I’d brought the television” “why are you bored?” asks Paddy. “No the passports are on top of it”

I’m 1 of those people that laughs @ a joke 3 TIMES:
>ONCE when it’s told to me
>ONCE when it’s explained to me
>ONCE 5 minutes later when i finally get it

ever notice you read someones status then realize it was a total waste of time? yeah well this is one of them! lol

I love the way my brain works, it’s like being crazy, without being institutionalized 😉 lmfao

can read ur mind..wait 4 it.wait 4 it . ur on facebook aren’t u! aHa i knew it! 🙂

Life is like a box of chocolates, and so are the people we meet … Some are soft, some are very sweet, some are a bit hard and the rest are just nuts! 😀

Today’s big idea – Coffee eye drops

….Japanese girl was making love and accidentally passed wind. they quickly explained, “Oh me so sorry, you make front hole so happy, back hole blow you kiss”

Why is it that no matter how many times you look in your closet, there is still nothing there to wear

Tampax will sponsor Liverpool FC next season. A Tampax spokesman said “to sponsor a bunch of c*nts going through a bad period is what we do best”

Do you have much Funny, jokes, humor statuses your own. Please share with us on comment box. and let’s laugh together 😀


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