Funny Cell Phone Status Updates Facebook

These below are Facebook status updates ideas about cell phone, funny cell phone, humor cell phone, phone ring, cell phone hate, Phone number and more to post on your Facebook’s wall, enjoy!

My least favorite feature of my smart phone… when it rings and I have to use it as a phone


I use my cellphone to see in the dark


It’s a good thing not everyone has a smart phone. => SOMEONE has to honk when the light turns green!


Reason why I check my voice mail… 5% Because I care about my missed calls. 95% To remove that annoying icon.


I really don’t appreciate you using the remainder of my battery to notify me that my battery is low.


I loved you since the first day i saw you, I always enjoy your company, I cant go a day without you. I promise to protect you. Who else loves their phones?


Says Whats the point of having a CELL PHONE if you NEVER answer IT! You know who you are.


I’d like to see rotary dials make a comeback on cell phones and watch how long it takes for people to text. lol would take 5 minutes!


You know your in trouble when you look at your phone and see, ‘Ten Missed Calls From Mom’.


I love cell phones and blue-tooth. Now I can talk to the voices in my head and no one pays attention!


My teacher wrote us all a message saying,”Dear Students, I know when you text because nobody smiles at their crotch. I’m not stupid.” From,Mr. Stupid


OK, now that you’re done talking on the phone with your hands, check your mirror,yes that is a parade behind you! NOW DRIVE


Seriously, if I didn’t have a laptop or cellphone I’d probably go to bed at least 1 or 2 hours earlier every night.


driving while talking on the phone is dangerous because it’s distracting, maybe we should take the radios, cell phone, laptop, and radar gun out of the cop cars


needs a bumper sticker that reads “HANG UP THAT PHONE AND DRIVE!”


when i delete messages on my phone i fell like i am deleting evidence 🙂


Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There’s an App for that. It’s called “respect”.


wondering if I am the only person who tears my house apart looking for my cell phone, only to realize I’m talking on it??


…hates it when you cant find you phone and its in your hand.


Do not text and drive unless you are talking to God ! Because that is who you will be seeing next.


*Phone vibrates* Runs across the room,jumps over couch ninja style,trips over sleeping dog,dives on floor for phone. Dang,its not who i thought it was.


I have the coolest phone. It automatically detects BS, so if I don’t respond, that’s why.


Is currently deleting useless numbers in his phone. So if you text don’t be offended if I ignore you or ask who it is. Thank you and Have a Great Day!!


Dear Cellphone,
I may say I hate you, throw you at walls, and drop you. But I want you to know I couldn’t live with out you.


Did you just like your own status? Seriously, That’s like calling you cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.

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