40 Status Updates for Boyfriend, Girlfriend | Facebook Love statuses

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Baby, my heart is no longer mine…It’s yours and it will be yours until the day it stops beating πŸ™‚

says i wish i found you sooner rather than later πŸ™‚ because every minute I’m with you makes me proud to call you mine (L)

We may fight and disagree at times but what would love be without a little imperfection.Threw everything we stay strong <3 i love you always and forever <3

seeing your text or hearing your voice is ok but i just really want to be with you instead

I must be the luckiest girl EVER cause I have the most AMEZING boyfriend EVER!

smiles at her phone randomly when she wakes up to a cute text . <3

When with you, I can be myself! I can smile a true smile, I can laugh a true laugh. Oh and…I love how I fit in your arms PERFECTLY!

A world without you is like a rainbow without colors. <3

My favorite place to be is where your holding me(: <3

u have my HEART,my TRUST, ur in my HEAD, in my DREAMS, I LUV YA SO MUCH ITS UNBELIEVABLE babe ur my one and only !!!

There are days when you really piss me off but at the end of the day i realized that no matter what you do I still LOVE you <3

*If I saw a shooting star, I wouldn’t make a wish, because I already have you & baby you’re a wish come true!* <3

You didn’t have to steal my heart, I would’ve given it to you for free. <3

When you hold my hand, I feel warm inside,when we hug, I don’t wanna let go,when we’re together, I never want it to end.

i know that there’s always better guys. there’s those other guys who are cuter smarter, and sweeter . but guess what .?! i fell in love with you, not them! <3

I love you more than all the grains of sand, drops of water, and stars in the sky combined! You are my everything, and In my heart you’ll stay forever! <3

life may suck at times but then i see your face and look into your eyes and suddenly i realize that everything is going to work out just fine! i love you baby!

<====== This girl right here has an amazingly sweet, nice, kind, caring, loving, adorably weird and a major cutie for her boyfriend!

I’m glad i have a boyfriend who knows how to make me feel better even when I’m having the worst day ever!

“You are the reason my day is great. The reason why i smile. Why I laugh. You are my world. I love you.. with my Heart, Soul, and Mind.”

You love me for me no matter what my mood and no matter what I look like. I love you with all my heart.

I Love My Boyfriend!! Just Wanna Let u Know your being missed right now!! <3

i love it when we i get up and look at my phone and it says “i love you babe” <3

I Have fully come to terms with the fact that Fairy Tales don’t exist but when i am with you, it sure feels like they do πŸ˜€

I fall in love with you a little more each day. Through good and bad, I will always stand by you.

i love you because your the type of guy that would laugh when i fall, help me up, and when I’m just about to cry whisper in my ear its OK baby I’ve got u. <3

Loved you once,Love you still, All ways have! all ways will lt;3

There’s one thing I want my boyfriend to change about me…My last name <3

I kinda think I’m totally absolutely 100% in love with you right now! <3

I love how the simple things you do make me feel loved πŸ™‚

i don’t know why but everyday i like you even more

three facts of life: boys will always be stupid, chocolate can fix any problem and your friends are the most important thing in your life<3

Loves it when the ex tells you, you will never find anyone just like me again, and you look them in the eye and say GOD I HOPE NOT!

my boyfriend has the best girlfriend ever πŸ™‚

I’ve seen you at your worst- and I still think you’re the best.

A good guy always has time for his girl. No matter what, even if he’s busy, he’ll find a way to make time for her. <3

is in love with the most beautiful, cutest, s*xy, sweetest man of the world.

my boyfriend is the luckiest man alive. he has me! <3

Some people need shiny cars, big houses, or lots of money to be happy but all I need is you!! You make my day amazing even if it’s the worst day ever!!

Love you 2day + Love you 2morrow = Love you 4ever <3


Insomnia Funny Status Updates Facebook

Dear Insomnia Fairy, You suck worse than stepping in a steaming pile of rhinoceros turds. Go away and let me sleep!

Insomnia was so much more fun when I was 20 years younger…

Sleep and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it – but it hates me!

Dear 3 am, we have got to stop meeting this way. I would rather sleep with you. πŸ˜‰

My bed and I have been on a trial separation. My bed has now filed for divorce because we only see each other for 2 to 3 hours a night. πŸ™

Insomnia-ville – that constant party going on in my head when I’m trying to sleep: at least they play good music…

is an Official Insomniac Club Member – Not tired enough to fall asleep, but not awake enough to function!

Insomnia, the art of keeping ones eyes open all night with out the aide of toothpicks:)

Insomnia, seriously let me go! Put the “stay up all night” dust down and walk away slowly and no one gets hurt!

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia, I can’t sleep because I have Internet connection and therefore, I also have Facebook.

I’m so tired, I can’t even understand the voices in my head. Insomnia sucks!

Oh I so need the sleep but my brain and eye’s will not close. Where is the duck Tape? I hear it can fix almost anything.

For an average person, it takes about 7 minutes to fall asleep. If that’s true, I must be extraordinary, cause it takes about 2 hours to fall asleep!

I think Insomnia is stalking me! No matter what I do it’s right there every single night πŸ™ I am seriously considering a restraining order πŸ™‚

I guess the sandman got laid off too πŸ™

I think, therefore I can’t sleep!!

All I think about all day is going to sleep! All I think about all night is everything else, then I can’t sleep!!! Something is VERY wrong with this system!!

I don’t have insomnia.. I just live in the wrong time zone~!

Whiskey may not cure insomnia, but it makes staying up a lot more pleasant! πŸ™‚

Ok. I want to know who invented insomnia, because I hate them sooo much. How long do you go without sleep before you loose your mind completely lol.

WARNING: Severe lack of sleep may cause me to snap, snarl or bite your head off!

Dear sleep we used to be best friends I want to know why you have deserted me

Insomnia…I thought we weren’t friends anymore!! I thought I had you blocked or at least deleted from my friends list! grrrr…


8 cool Tag Your Friends Facebook Pictures Fun

Social Network is useless without friends. And we have known that social network Facebook has been exist to socialize among friends we have: School friends, old fridns, college friends, even family and more. Well, to make you are even closer with your friends, so why don’t you tag them instead of post status updates. Then here’s 8 cool pictures for you to tag your Facebook friends.


Hilarious Funny Tuesday Status Updates Facebook

Talking about Facebook status updates about Tuesday, in earlier post has posted Tuesday Statuses Updates, then these below are still has related Tuesday statuses ideas to post on Facebook wall. However find out more statuses ideas in here!

S.H.!.T = Sorry honey its Tuesday

Tuesdays are just Mondays in disguise.

Tuesday. That vicious little day that hides between the obscenity of Monday and the taunting hopes of Wednesday.

Tuesdays are just Mondays’ leftover CRAP!

Tuesday, it’s just Monday twice…

Tuesday: you’re better than Monday but you still svck

please, be Friday, please be Friday!!! Are you serious its only Tuesday??

Dear Tuesday: The only reason I like you better than Monday is because you’re closer to Friday so don’t be TOO proud of yourself…

Today is the first day of the last day of the rest of your life, or the last day of the first of..forget it, its Tuesday and nothing ever happens on Tuesday..

woke up this morning thinking ‘thank God it’s Friday’, only to realize it’s only TUESDAY. Bummer or what?!

Tuesday is nothing more than a cheap, wanna be Monday.

Tuesday down, Wednesday on deck, Thursday to load the bases and Friday to clean up!

Hey Tuesday !!/Take That!!! β”ŒΠŸβ”(β—•β€Ώβ—•) β”ŒΠŸβ”

Tuesday! You’re the sloppy seconds of Monday! Not really good for anything! What hole did you crawl out of? Tormenting me, with yet another week day!! Just go!!

Tuesday a.k.a. 2s day – the day you have to do twice as much to finish what didn’t get done on Monday πŸ™ on you mark, get, set, GO!!!

Hello Tuesday, Please be kind to me. Monday was a rude jerk who should be slapped!

Welcome to “Ticked Off Tuesday”. Today’s special is b!tchy, sarcastic attitude, with a side order of I don’t give a d@mn. Enjoy! lol

Hello, Tuesday.~~~~~~ Be good to me.

All I can say about Tuesday… it better behave itself. If it starts acting like a Monday.. we are going to be fighting!

Tuesday…the worst day of the week…Monday you can celebrate to p!ss people off, Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is almost Friday and Friday is Friday

Dear Tuesday please be gentle with me I still have three days left to go!


SCAM! Pro Seeker App Facebook Check Who’s Viewing Profile

Yes, I know that you’ve heard this before. It is the Facebook app that tells you, they have the ability to check who’s viewed your timeline profile named “Pro Seeker”. Just like an earlier scam apps, this app has almost the similar message that send to your timeline randomally and automatically from your friends who already been a “victim” by clicking on that link. Just like what happened to my timeline profile a few days ago that I got it from a friend of mine even twice, however after I confirmed to her about the link she sent to me, she claimed that she never sent it to me in any other way. Just to let you know, here’s the message of the scam.

New Update From Facebook. Big thanks to the Facebook team for finally giving us something to check who’s viewing our profile. Check Your Top 10 Friends Who’s Viewing Your Profile>>> http;//

Without I click on its link, I pretty sure knowing this app is a scam, how I can tell you this app is a scam? the answer is simple, it’s because Facebook doesn’t allowing any app or third party that claims enable to know who’s viewed your timeline profile it’s forbidden and it’s scam. For further more about this explanation you can visit this link what Facebook Help Center tells you about it.

Q: Can I know who’s viewing my timeline or how often it’s being viewed?

A: No, Facebook does not provide a functionality that enables you to track who is viewing your timeline, or parts of your timeline, such as your photos. Third party applications also cannot provide this functionality. Applications that claim to give you this ability will be removed from Facebook for violating policy. You can report applications that provide untrustworthy experiences.
Well, then what should you do next after knowing this app. A simple way is that you can ignore it and help your friends by telling them the truth about this app, then you can report any app that it contains a scam in here to Facebook App Center.


Top 30 Birthday status updates for Facebook

Find the best birthday statuses below for the people you love. Don’t miss it! because birthdays come around but once a year. When a special person in your life has a birthday, say something, write to them on their wall for the one who has the birthday today, it’ll be so worthy for them, make them happy with the status updates you can post.

Here are some sugessted status updates for birthday wishes which can brighten any birthday and that you can post. However if you need more awesome interesting statuses, Β or if you needΒ Facebook Birthday ASCII Art Symblols you can see below, enjoy!

Happy Birthday ( there name)!! I hope its filled with love, laughs, and family!!


Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are


May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.


On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy birthday.


You’ve been my friend for ___ birthdays. I’ve been yours for ___. I winβ€”so happy birthday.


Happy birthday, my friend. I can’t imagine celebrating with anyone else.


Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.


Birthday wishes especially for the special person you are wishing 365 days of good health, extraordinary happiness, and your wishes, coming true. Huge hugs


has a wonderful family, has some pretty terrific friends.thank you everyone for my birthday 364 days till I’m 40! Let the ride begin


10 9 8 7 6 what am i counting down for??? oh my Birthday just 6 days away and ill be 13 yay!!


Just wanted to wish a little sunshine back into the heart of someone who gives it away all year long… Happy Birthday!


On your birthday lots of people are thinking of you. I just wanted to let you know that I am one of them!


Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!


Celebrating the anniversary of my escape from the womb. Can’t be all bad… since research clearly shows that people who have more birthdays live longer!!!


Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday to me! Happy birthday dear meeee…Happy birthday to me! πŸ˜€


Happy Birthday ________, remember that Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe. πŸ™‚ Hope you have an awesome day


wants to thank all of you who wished me a Happy Birthday. For the rest of you; I expect a Facebook apology or a very large Christmas present. You pick. : )


I’ll decide when I’m too old for spankings.


Happy Birthday, it is better to be a year older than a week late and you are only old when your birthday comes and you can’t. So stay young be safe and ENJOY!!!


Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true! May today be filled with laughter and love. Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.


I may not be by your side.Celebrating your SPECIAL DAY with you.But I want you to know that I’m thinking of you.& wishing you a wonderful birthday


…Another year Wiser and a little more Fabulous.


When you were born, you cried, but the world smiled. So live your life in such a way that when you die, the world would cry but you could proudly smile.


Happy Birthday to the one person in my life that is constant. My everything, my life, my love, my heart!


is old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyways


You know you’re getting old when your year of birth is no longer immediately visible in drop-down menus and you have to start scrolling down.


Count your nights by stars, not shadows. Count your days by smiles, not tears. On your birthday, count your age by friends, not years.


Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!


I’m so glad you were born, because you brighten my life and fill it with joy.


My Birthday Top 10 wishes
1. Cash
2. Money Order
3. Credit
4. Cashiers Check
5. Pre-Paid Credit Card
6. Stocks
7. Bonds
8. Gold
9. Silver


20 Funny Santa Claus Status Updates For Facebook Christmas

These below are Funny, humor, jokes Facebook Status updates ideas about Santa Claus Christmas to post on your Facebook wall:

Dear Santa,
I’ve been good this year? No.
I’ve been good most of the year? No
Screw it! I’m buying my own presents! ;D
Dear Santa I have been really good at being naughty…that should count for something.
Dear Santa: this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body, and this year don’t mix the two up!
Dear Santa, I understand Nice girls get presents at Christmas, But You have to understand Naughty girls get presents all year. *SMIRK*
Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you πŸ™‚
Dear Santa, since killing people is a sin, could I please have a Taser Gun for Christmas. I promise I’ll be good. :o)
Dear Santa, I ‘tried’ really hard this year to be ‘good’. And by tried and good you know I mean attempted and Failed.
Santa is just like every other man. Comes and goes in less than 5 min, eats your food, calls you a HO, leaves before you get up.
Dear Santa. Us mummy’s like toys too. Just put them in the top drawer of my bedside table. P.S. Please leave batteries too!
Dear Santa, I know I’m on your naughty list, but stop by anyway the video is freakin awesome!!
Can I have a photo of you? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas <3
Dear Santa: A nice single guy; funny, smart, would be really nice. Wrapping is optional. ; P
There are four main stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
Dear Santa, Send more money soon…being your elf is getting expensive. Merry Christmas.
Good girls put a plate of cookies on the table for Santa, bad girls wait on the table wearing nothing but a bow. Guess who got more presents?
Santa, I’ve been naughty I know, but can we make a deal? I can give you names, dates, and offenses in exchange for half of my list.
Dear Santa, Listen here, I’ll keep eating my deer jerky while you get me what I want for Christmas or Dancer and Dasher are next. . . make it happen fat man!
Dear Santa, For Christmas I want Justin Bieber to be under my Christmas tree with purple wrapping paper(:
Dear Santa, It’s that time of year again… Just so there is no misunderstanding, could you please define “good”?
I don’t get it… Santa’s jolly and the rest of us are fat!?!
Snow= S-hit N-o O-ne W-ants
Dear Santa, Us big girls like toys too, just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand


Google Maps Reveals a Mysterious Building In The Middle of China Desert

Recently Google Maps has revealed the existence of the strange structure and landscape mysterious building which located in the middle of China’s desert. In detail the landscape location is precisely located in the area of ​​Dunhuang, Jiuquan, Gansu, north Shule River, which crosses the Tibetan plateau, west of Desert Kumtag. The desert area has a length of about 1.600 m and a width of 915 m.

As you can see in photo above it shows white lines randomally forming an irregular rectangular area, which it seems was deliberately made to be seen clearly from Earth orbit. It is also seen around some buildings and other landscape looks strange and mysterious.

For further more in detail to see the location, You can see yourself by visiting the Google Maps and enter this coordinates: 40.452107,93.742118 or 40.458148,93.393145 or 40.458679,93.31314 or 44 42’40.81″N 93 31’46.18″E

You can visit the map’s location to direct yourself in Google maps

Until this post is published. it’s still unclear yet what’s kind of structures has designed by the China’s goverenment. However there’s a speculations has emerged; maybe it’s a new urban development, maybe a complex of military bases, maybe a nuclear test, maybe outer space observation, or maybe a building to communicate with aliens. No one knows!


Top 25 wednesday Facebook statuses updates

Okay this is wednesday. I know Facebook users are always update their statuses all the time even wendnesday. Anyway, there’s alot of ideas statuses you can post on your wall: funny, hilarious, love, clever, weekend, jokes, monday, tuesday, and more.

Well, here are wednesday status updates

Today is brought to you by the letter W- W is for Wednesday. That day in the middle of the week that wishes it was Friday but is thankful that it is not Monday.
on Wednesday even the calendar says W T F !!
Good morning, may all your ups and downs on this day be between the sheets. Happy hump day ! “;o}”
Wednesday is here, but I am not. I’m still asleep, in my favorite spot. I need to wake, for I am soo tired. But I must get to work, before I get fired. ~S.L.P~
It’s Hump Day today! However, I haven’t been humped nor done any humping! I think I’m getting ripped off. Where’s the complaint dept?
Hello Wednesday! So nice to see you again! We’re halfway there!
says, it’s Wednesday. Hump day. Can you smell it? It’s only 48 hours away! The weekend!! Yippee! It’ll be here before we know it. Hang on you’ll make it!
Today is “Wondrous” Wednesday..a celebration of miracles. Take today to be thankful for the miracles in your life! Have a great day!
It’s hump day. Anything standing still for more than three seconds is considered fair game.
Has anyone noticed that when you know it’s Hump Day, there is always a little extra wiggle in your walk? Is it an invitation?
If i stand on my tippy toes i can see the weekend from here! OMG YAY!I can not wait…oh its Wednesday…
Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing’ it, Thursday, getting better, Friday…love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you’re OK
– the name ‘hump day’ is disappointingly misleading. It’s already past lunchtime & I haven’t been humped once! πŸ™
Have a beautiful, loving, breathtaking, passionate Wednesday my genuine friends and family!! Love you!
Wednesday – That day in the middle of the week that wishes it were Friday but is thankful it’s not Monday.
It’s Wednesday – Is your week half empty or half full?
People call Wednesday “Hump Day”, I call this false advertisement!
Tuesday down, Wednesday on deck, Thursday to load the bases and Friday to clean up!
We are halfway there!!! Where you say??? Halfway to Friday!!! Yeeeesssss!!
Part of me is thinking ‘Wow. It’s Wednesday already.’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!’
Holy weekdays Batman – it’s Wednesday !
Bi-polar Wednesday – that day where you fluctuate between, “WooHoo, the week is half over” and “Oh crap, the week is only half over.”
WARNING…My give-a-d@mn is busted and I’m all out of give-a-sh*t. It must be Wednesday!
To those of you proclaiming today as “hump day”, please keep your extra curricular activities to yourselves! We’re not all so lucky πŸ˜‰
Happy.Hump Day! Just two more days til the weekend. I’ll raise my coffee to that!


Funny Cell Phone Status Updates Facebook

These below are Facebook status updates ideas about cell phone, funny cell phone, humor cell phone, phone ring, cell phone hate, Phone number and more to post on your Facebook’s wall, enjoy!

My least favorite feature of my smart phone… when it rings and I have to use it as a phone


I use my cellphone to see in the dark


It’s a good thing not everyone has a smart phone. => SOMEONE has to honk when the light turns green!


Reason why I check my voice mail… 5% Because I care about my missed calls. 95% To remove that annoying icon.


I really don’t appreciate you using the remainder of my battery to notify me that my battery is low.


I loved you since the first day i saw you, I always enjoy your company, I cant go a day without you. I promise to protect you. Who else loves their phones?


Says Whats the point of having a CELL PHONE if you NEVER answer IT! You know who you are.


I’d like to see rotary dials make a comeback on cell phones and watch how long it takes for people to text. lol would take 5 minutes!


You know your in trouble when you look at your phone and see, ‘Ten Missed Calls From Mom’.


I love cell phones and blue-tooth. Now I can talk to the voices in my head and no one pays attention!


My teacher wrote us all a message saying,”Dear Students, I know when you text because nobody smiles at their crotch. I’m not stupid.” From,Mr. Stupid


OK, now that you’re done talking on the phone with your hands, check your mirror,yes that is a parade behind you! NOW DRIVE


Seriously, if I didn’t have a laptop or cellphone I’d probably go to bed at least 1 or 2 hours earlier every night.


driving while talking on the phone is dangerous because it’s distracting, maybe we should take the radios, cell phone, laptop, and radar gun out of the cop cars


needs a bumper sticker that reads “HANG UP THAT PHONE AND DRIVE!”


when i delete messages on my phone i fell like i am deleting evidence πŸ™‚


Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There’s an App for that. It’s called “respect”.


wondering if I am the only person who tears my house apart looking for my cell phone, only to realize I’m talking on it??


…hates it when you cant find you phone and its in your hand.


Do not text and drive unless you are talking to God ! Because that is who you will be seeing next.


*Phone vibrates* Runs across the room,jumps over couch ninja style,trips over sleeping dog,dives on floor for phone. Dang,its not who i thought it was.


I have the coolest phone. It automatically detects BS, so if I don’t respond, that’s why.


Is currently deleting useless numbers in his phone. So if you text don’t be offended if I ignore you or ask who it is. Thank you and Have a Great Day!!


Dear Cellphone,
I may say I hate you, throw you at walls, and drop you. But I want you to know I couldn’t live with out you.


Did you just like your own status? Seriously, That’s like calling you cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.