35 Hangover Status Updates for Facebook and Tweets
Hangovers heighten your senses. I can hear people blinking their eyes this morning.
Is scheduling a hangover for tomorrow.
If you wake up with a bad headache, 2 things are probably true: You’re gonna have a bad day and you just had an AWESOME night!
‘s hangover today is brought to you by the letters T-E-Q-U-I-L-A
says there should be a day between Saturday and Sunday and it should be called Feel-Like-Sh*terday and it should be illegal to do anything productive
Hangover in progress … please do not disturb!
I don’t remember much from last night but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome
has came to the conclusion that its not the drink that causes hangovers..its the sleep! cos i felt great before i went to sleep!
woke up this morn & my body ached, my head was pounden like a hammer and my clothes where all over the house, it must have been a great night!
‘s hangover brought to you today courtesy of V-O-D-K-A!
Thanks liver… you are a champ!
drank triple…saw double …but stayed single…
NAP…brought to you by “2muchboozelastnight*
Somebody slipped a hangover in my drink last night
has one of those super-hangovers, you know – the sort where you feel like you’re scared you’re going to die but at the same time you’re scared that you won’t.
Oh, good morning hangover. I’ve been expecting you.
A hangover is just a painful reminder that you had fun last night.
knows I should give up drinking but I’m not a quitter!
…I’ve been told I’ve got A.D.H.D!! (Alcohol Drinking and Hangover Disorder!!)
Are hangovers worth it? A hangover lasts a day, but our drunken memories last a lifetime. So yes, it’s totally worth it.
“I wasn’t THAT drunk last night.” “Dude, u went into my closet yelling ‘Where the f*ck is Narnia?!'”
Quote for ALCOHOLICS, “a big hangover lasts only a day,,, But our funny,happy,sad,truthful,embarrassing drunken memories will lasts forever!!!
What’s a hangover? – a reminder that you had a bloody good night last night 😉
TEQUILA: Deleting memories since 1762.
I didn’t realise how drunk I was until went to wipe something off my cheek and realised it was the floor.
I don’t understand what this hangover wants from me I’ve fed watered and bathed it and it still won’t f*ck off..
says it’s not a hangover! It’s wine flu!
didn’t get drunk. he just got over-served and that’s not his fault!!!
Alcohol never respects me in the morning…
Got drunk last night, but have no fear! I took a bus home. I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising since I had never driven a bus before.
Hangovers: God’s way of asking you, “Just how old do you think you are?”
I would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly I’m just happy to be alive after this weekend!!
is now friends with HEADACHE and DEHYDRATION.
Yup… I definitely caught something… mouth tastes like crap, headache, burning stomach, double vision. must be the new Beer Flu.
We don’t remember anything from last night…REMEMBER ?
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