20 Funny Santa Claus Status Updates For Facebook Christmas

These below are Funny, humor, jokes Facebook Status updates ideas about Santa Claus Christmas to post on your Facebook wall:

Dear Santa,
I’ve been good this year? No.
I’ve been good most of the year? No
Screw it! I’m buying my own presents! ;D
Dear Santa I have been really good at being naughty…that should count for something.
Dear Santa: this year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body, and this year don’t mix the two up!
Dear Santa, I understand Nice girls get presents at Christmas, But You have to understand Naughty girls get presents all year. *SMIRK*
Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you 🙂
Dear Santa, since killing people is a sin, could I please have a Taser Gun for Christmas. I promise I’ll be good. :o)
Dear Santa, I ‘tried’ really hard this year to be ‘good’. And by tried and good you know I mean attempted and Failed.
Santa is just like every other man. Comes and goes in less than 5 min, eats your food, calls you a HO, leaves before you get up.
Dear Santa. Us mummy’s like toys too. Just put them in the top drawer of my bedside table. P.S. Please leave batteries too!
Dear Santa, I know I’m on your naughty list, but stop by anyway the video is freakin awesome!!
Can I have a photo of you? I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas <3
Dear Santa: A nice single guy; funny, smart, would be really nice. Wrapping is optional. ; P
There are four main stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
Dear Santa, Send more money soon…being your elf is getting expensive. Merry Christmas.
Good girls put a plate of cookies on the table for Santa, bad girls wait on the table wearing nothing but a bow. Guess who got more presents?
Santa, I’ve been naughty I know, but can we make a deal? I can give you names, dates, and offenses in exchange for half of my list.
Dear Santa, Listen here, I’ll keep eating my deer jerky while you get me what I want for Christmas or Dancer and Dasher are next. . . make it happen fat man!
Dear Santa, For Christmas I want Justin Bieber to be under my Christmas tree with purple wrapping paper(:
Dear Santa, It’s that time of year again… Just so there is no misunderstanding, could you please define “good”?
I don’t get it… Santa’s jolly and the rest of us are fat!?!
Snow= S-hit N-o O-ne W-ants
Dear Santa, Us big girls like toys too, just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand

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