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I'm spending Valentines day with the cutest, nicest, most amazing person ever. Me!!!
Happy Valentine's Day, I will be at work...please forward all flowers, chocolates, cards and gifts there...thanks <3
roses are red, violets are blue if you don't sh*t up, I'll punch you. roses are red, your eye is blue cuz you didn't sh*t up when I told you to!
Wouldn't it be nice to wake up on valentines day, open your door and bam! Bunch of roses right there? Wouldn't it be nice?
HUSBAND: I would love to see you in something long and flowing for Valentines Day. WIFE: awww like a new dress? HUSBAND: No, A River!!
A Valentine's Day Warning to All Men: If he says he doesn't want a special gift, he's LYING!!! he's just testing your mind-reading capabilities...
Valentine's Day is for lovers. Or for people like us who will celebrate anything as long as there's chocolate involved.
To all my single male & female friends. If no one else loves you, I do. Happy Valentine's Day!! And to all my friends with partners have a lovely day,! Hugs.
Happy Valentines to all the couples out there, may your love last forever... And to all the single people out there, may your Batteries last forever...lol
Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine's Day and saving $200, PRICELESS!
The best thing about today is the half price chocolate tomorrow! Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Or should I say "Happy Half Price Chocolate Eve"..
You Don't have a valentine?Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day,So SH*T UP!
Hope everyone has a special Valentine's Day, filled with love, laughter, caring and sharing. Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine's Day? How can anyone be romantic on a day with the initials VD?
dear Cupid, please take some time to target practice. your aim s*cks.
February 14, 2013 is just another Thursday.
Valentine's Day is not about the cards, gifts, dinners or flowers, it's about being with the 1 you love. U should appreciated and celebrated your ♥ everyday
I fell in love with your heart, your looks were just a bonus. <3
If someone makes your heart and soul smile - pull them close, hold on tight and never let go!
I don't need someone to love me, kiss me, hug me, and hold me this Valentine's Day. I need someone who will do that for the other 365 days of the year.
Happy "I may be single, but at least I'm not desperate" Day! =)
Dear Valentine's Day...thanks for reminding me I'm SINGLE!
people call it valentines day. i call it Thursday.
Dear Cupid, Learn how to do your job better. Sincerely, Me
Dear Cupid if you even think of pointing that arrow at me again, I'll get my shotgun & shove it up your pudgy Lil a$$ then pull the trigger! Do you get me!?! lol