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Insomnia Funny Status Updates Facebook



Dear Insomnia Fairy, You suck worse than stepping in a steaming pile of rhinoceros turds. Go away and let me sleep!


Insomnia was so much more fun when I was 20 years younger...


Sleep and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it - but it hates me!


Dear 3 am, we have got to stop meeting this way. I would rather sleep with you. ;)


My bed and I have been on a trial separation. My bed has now filed for divorce because we only see each other for 2 to 3 hours a night. :(


Insomnia-ville - that constant party going on in my head when I'm trying to sleep: at least they play good music...


is an Official Insomniac Club Member - Not tired enough to fall asleep, but not awake enough to function!


Insomnia, the art of keeping ones eyes open all night with out the aide of toothpicks:)


Insomnia, seriously let me go! Put the "stay up all night" dust down and walk away slowly and no one gets hurt!


Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia, I can't sleep because I have Internet connection and therefore, I also have Facebook.


I'm so tired, I can't even understand the voices in my head. Insomnia sucks!


Oh I so need the sleep but my brain and eye's will not close. Where is the duck Tape? I hear it can fix almost anything.


For an average person, it takes about 7 minutes to fall asleep. If that's true, I must be extraordinary, cause it takes about 2 hours to fall asleep!


I think Insomnia is stalking me! No matter what I do it's right there every single night :( I am seriously considering a restraining order :)


I guess the sandman got laid off too :(


I think, therefore I can't sleep!!


All I think about all day is going to sleep! All I think about all night is everything else, then I can't sleep!!! Something is VERY wrong with this system!!


I don't have insomnia.. I just live in the wrong time zone~!


Whiskey may not cure insomnia, but it makes staying up a lot more pleasant! :)


Ok. I want to know who invented insomnia, because I hate them sooo much. How long do you go without sleep before you loose your mind completely lol.


WARNING: Severe lack of sleep may cause me to snap, snarl or bite your head off!


Dear sleep we used to be best friends I want to know why you have deserted me


Insomnia...I thought we weren't friends anymore!! I thought I had you blocked or at least deleted from my friends list! grrrr...

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