Sep 15, 2011

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Funny Phone Humor Jokes for Status Updates Facebook

If you've ever found something funny while you're using cell-phone that made you laugh, then you might like these statuses ideas below related with funny-humor-joke about phone, cell-phone and to be shared with your friends on Facebook. However, you still can find more interesting status update ideas in this blog with many topics which you can click here and find the best one for you.

If you need a friend TEXT ME!! If you need a status update CALL ME!! If you need help with math or need money I'M SORRY THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE:D

I love when someone texts me 5 times in a row.. but then I call them 30 seconds later and they can't answer the phone. Seriously?

Hello, sorry we can't come to the phone right now. We are currently trying to avoid someone.. If we don't call you back ... It's you

don't you just hate it when you miss a call by the last ring and when you try to call back they don't answer. i mean what did you do drop the phone and run away

I like to answer my phone, "Welcome to AT&T, as*, t*ts and t*sticles! Would you like our special today?" to see what they say when they call back. Lol.

Every time I hear my phone go off I think it will be you.. only to check it and be disappointed by somebody else..

I put my phone on airplane mode and GUESS WHAT.. it didn't fly

I love when people answer the phone with "Y'ello!" so I can scream out a random color and hang up. :)

Dear Cellphone, I may say I hate you, throw you at walls, and drop you. But I want you to know I couldn't live with out you. Sincerely, Me <3

(phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "damn, i thought u were someone else!!"

take ur cell phone and send a text that says: help I cant find my phone, call me!! and see how many people actually call u and laugh ur as* off! :)

just missed a call on my carried away singing to my ring tone :P

What would happen if you ate a blackberry? You get blue tooth

-phone goes off- you run across the room, jump over couch ninja style, trip over sleeping dog, dive on floor for phone...mmm, just a facebook notification..

u need a friend [text me] u need a bestie [call me] u need a hug [come meet me] u need money [sorry wrong number]

who cares how smart your phone is, it's not gonna change how stupid YOU are...LOL

I text you a whole paragraph that takes 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later saying LOL ...are you asking to get punched?

don't you hate it when you're texting and laying on your back and your phone decides to be a ninja, slips through your fingers, and attacks your face!

41568319681 now type that into your phone using T9. <3

When people ask "What's your cell#"? I reply "117 cell block D".

Like if you have Nomophobia - the fear of being out of mobile phone contact...


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