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Drinking status updates ideas for Facebook

Well, if you love to drinking, then these below are sttaus updates for your Facebook related with drinking that may represent about your drinking-mood now. Just pick up the best one for you to be shard with your friends on your wall. However find out more interesting Facebook status updates with various of topics in this blog where you can get here, or use "Search Box" and type your keywords there for to search directly. Enjoy!

thinking.... and drinking.... or is that thinking of drinking!?! Let me take a drink and think about it!

This woman came up to me and exclaimed "you're drunk!" I turned around to face his and replied softly, "You're ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning!"

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world

is "To drink, or not to drink...what a stupid question!"

is in an open relationship with alcohol...and it's complicated

Hangover in progress ... please do not disturb!

's forecast for the weekend is.. brightening up with temperatures rising, with the risk of drunkenness and most definitely some horny spells!

I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not

anyone reading this status is a d*ck head :D

AHHHHH...BUD LIGHT...great stress reliever :-) Here's to a stress free weekend!

knows that no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep

always treat alcohol with respect otherwise it sneaks into your room in the night, beats you up and leaves you with a headache and bruises you can't explain...

I don't ab*se alcohol. I treat it with the love and respect it deserves.

Twinkletwinkle little star point me to the nearest bar I am sober cant you see, this is not the way to be twinkletwinkle little star point me to the nearest bar

Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!!

LOL has now been called Lots of liquor hahahahaha

the 5 kings that make us happy...Drin-king, smo-king, lic-king, suc-king and fuc-king

really needs to have a lot more of those nights he can barely remember, with people he will never forget ... and soon DAMN IT!!

so we have Tipsy Tuesday ... Wacky Wednesday ... Thirsty Thursday ... Freaky Friday ... Sinful Saturday and S*xy Sunday ... what is Monday ???

in my teens I didn't get hangovers, in my 20's it took 1 day to get over them now I'm in my 30's it can take anything up to 5 days

forecast for the weekend... mild alcoholism, with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday

says... money may make the world go round but alcohol makes it spin like crazy!!

has a double date tonight! One with rum and the other with coke!

Plans to drink responsibly tonight,not spilling a single drop and drinking the whole lot!!!

forecast for the weekend...Partying hard,slightly drunk with a slight chance of getting muddy

TODAY : sore feet sore head and sore throat
LAST NIGHT : high heels dancing and alcohol

says red bull does not give you wings but drinking enough vodka makes you think you have them!

is actually pretty impressed with the things he managed to do last night and the trouble he managed to get out of. not gonna lie guys..i'm pretty awesome

"dude u were so drunk last night" "no i wasn't" "dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu"

... is as bored as an alcoholic at a tea party ...

Twinkle twinkle little star, I'd really rather be sitting at my favorite bar ...

says... when I'm sober no one remembers... when I'm drunk no one forgets!

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