Mar 27, 2011

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Facebook status updates monday

I don't like monday. Wait,.. don't be! have you ever thought there's no weekend without monday, am I right? or you don't agree with me? hehe... you might be want  monday should be canceled? lol  :D. Well, anyway do you hate or love monday just please be wise with all the days..hehe :))


Here are Facebook statuses monday:

Start your Monday with a positive thought... and being positive that you hate Mondays does not count. :P

Monday is cancelled due to a complete lack of interest! In fact lets just skip straight to Friday :)

Mondays!!! Punishment for all the naughty things I did over the weekend!! I'll try to behave a little better next weekend:-)

Goodbye weekend we had some fun! Hello Monday...please play nice.

Dear Monday, You stay the hell away from me! Sincerely, Exhausted

Mondays: God's way for paying you back for the sins you committed on Friday,Saturday,and Sunday

Great!! It's another mucking funday!! I'm pretty sure I wasn't done with my weekend yet!! Grrrrr!

this is bad, this is very bad. its terrible, its got to be the worst thing ever. this is seriously more bad than Michael Jackson, tomorrow is Monday :O

Mondays are SOOOO wrong on SOOOO many levels...

you know its a Monday when you're Rice Krispies don't even talk back to you...

Be Gone with Thee, oh Monday, Despoiler of Weekends, Debaucher of Relaxation, Destroyer of Dreams, and Cruel Task Master of all other days!

...was all snuggled up and warm in bed, sleeping and having a wonderful dream, then the MONDAY SHOVEL came and smacked me in the face.

Well, Hello Monday... and screw you too! UGH!

GOOOOOOD MORNIINNNGGGG EV ... oh wait, it's Monday ... never mind.

It's a new day, and a new week! Start off fresh to accomplish your best! :=)
(How many people want to smack me right now?) ;=}

It's just another manic Monday ,
I wish it was Sunday ,
'Cause that's my funday ,
My I don't have to runday ,
It's just another manic Monday.
The Bangles

Mondays are #1..I will let you figure out which finger I am using.

Be Gone with Thee, oh Monday, Despoiler of Weekends, Debaucher of Relaxation, Destroyer of Dreams, and Cruel Task Master of all other days!

Warning! Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called 'Monday'. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday

Monday, Monday , go away. I never liked you anyway!!!

Well hello, Monday...So we meet again...I wish I could say that I'm happy to see you, but that would be a lie.

Monday? Really?! I'm quite sure I wasn't done with the weekend yet.

would like to remind you, It's Monday friends... Do Not Be Alarmed... If we remain calm and work together we can get through this...

MONDAY, enough said!

When the day hits your eye like a big ole' cow pie, that's a Monday.

Paging Monday... Your presence is requested in Human Resources for an immediate disciplinary review. Thank you and have a nice day!

Sleep deprived, head is throbbing, brain not functioning... Yep, it must be Monday!

BEWARE. Monday is coming and it is gonna hit hard and soon. So get ready.

think it is going to be a Mocha Motrin Prozac Latte with Extra Caffeine kind of week!

Be Gone with Thee, oh Monday, Despoiler of Weekends, Debaucher of Relaxation, Destroyer of Dreams, and Cruel Task Master of all other days!

yeah...it's Monday already, but let's show it who's boss. Let's grab it by the horns and ride it like a wild cowboy.

Hey,Monday do you have to come EVERY week? Can't you come every other week? That would just work out better for me.Thanks!

Due to large number of complaints, all further Mondays have been canceled...Your welcome

Mondays are like ripping off a band-aid, you gotta get it over with quick- it will only hurt for a little while...

Wait, it's Monday, already?? Where the hell did the weekend go?

Well well well. If it isn't Monday again. I thought I already told you to leave me alone. I don't like you and the thought of you sickens me. Your not wanted.

Monday's wouldn't be so bad, if I didn't have to work them... Oh wait, I don't! :)

Does anyone else smell that? I do believe it's the nasty stench of Monday coming on...

Monday..are you here again? I thought I told you to get lost with Tuesday & Wednesday!!Thursday can stay cause they's good friends with Friday, Saturday & Sunday

It's Monday and I'm up! What more do you want?

yay monday- I can hardly contain my excitement over you.

OK, Monday, you go quietly about your business and I'll go quietly about mine, let's agree to disagree and it will be over soon.

heard about history repeating itself but this Monday thing has got to stop!

Well hot damn!! I survived Monday and I didn't kill anyone! Bring on Tuesday!

If anyone sees Monday peeking around the corner, POKE IT IN THE FREAKING EYE!!!

As I got into my car after work I'm thinking, "Damn it's been a hell of a week!" Only to realize it's only Monday..

Dear Monday, We go through this every week! I don't like you! Yes, it's personal as you end my weekend! Unless you are a holiday stay away!

It's Monday!! Can I get a woo woo...why is no one chiming in?

So. Monday. We meet again. I see the Stupid Pirates didn't get you. I knew I should have went with Ninjas.

Dear Monday, just saying, your friends Saturday and Sunday are just more fun. Nothing personal.

Monday's are like ex-boyfriends. They seem to pop back into your life right when you get used to the idea of them being gone.

is calling the police - Monday has broken it's restraining order again!

/~\CaUtIoN/~\ *currently in "Monday" mode!!! DO NOT DISTURB!!* you have been warned

Do you know what I like a bout Mondays? Nothing.

Man who made up a 2 day weekend? Thanks GENIUS!
How about 5 day weekend and 2 weekdays? Doesn't that sound better?

Mondays should be illegal...or at least optional!

would like to remind you, It's Monday friends... Do Not Be Alarmed... If we remain calm and work together we can get through this...

When the day hits your eye like a big ole' cow pie, that's a Monday.

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